Biggest Nuissance of Indian Weddings
The biggest nuissance at the south asian wedding event
Is not hall that must be rent
Nor the money that must be spent
Nor the invites that must be sent
Nor the rituals and other content
It is the old Indian aunty who doesn’t repent
Frustration at her I must vent
To ruin the fun is her advent
Her opposition to Allah and his blessed guidelines
Sends emotions flaring several times
Her body is filled with poison mines
Verbally ready to blast at anyone who - wishes to follow a
halal or two
Haram and sin is her idea of a great function
She helps satan at every junction
Trapped in the ignorant delusion of culture
She screeches around like a hungry vulture
Trapped in the ignorant delusion of culture
She screeches around like a hungry vulture
She rips the hijab off the head of the bride
She tightens the fabric around the groom’s hide
She pushes the imams and sheikhs violently aside
In showing off wealth she takes pride
For freemixing of genders she takes a side
Walks around with an arrogant stride
Makes comments mean and snide
For the angels to curse the doors open wide
She makes the couple cry and ruins their dream
Of following the Sahaba so pure and clean
Some wish she were an ant small and blue
Then someone would stumble on her with their shoe
May Allah protect her from me and you
May Allah guide her to the path that is true
Umm Musk
